My name is Aaron C. Engler. I’m the author of the soon-to-be self-published novel, “The Wizard and the Rat.”
A little about myself: I was born in May, and so for a long time thought of myself as doggedly determined, stubbon, and loyal, as any follower of Astrology would tell you. I was born a Taurus, and until recently, that’s how I identified.
Until they added a thirteenth constellation, Ophiuchus, (I defy you to pronounce that correctly) and I found myself downgraded to a Ram.
Oh snap! Take that April babies! BURNSAUCE!
And if you believe that, I also have some homeopathic tiger repellant to sell you.
(Does that mean the tigers are homeopathic? If you don’t see them, are they infinitely powerful? The mind boggles.)